so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
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she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
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Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
and you fell through a lawn chair
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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