Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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