can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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