Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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