So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
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PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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