That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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