why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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