I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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