if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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