so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
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It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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