I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
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He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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