i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
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Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
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ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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