school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
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I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
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So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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