herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
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So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
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Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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