dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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