Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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