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I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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