Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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