The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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