ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
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I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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