I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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