Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
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