the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Randomize
