How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Randomize