Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
you made out with another girl for some wings
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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