The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
If that was your dad, he is hot
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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