That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
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Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
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I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle