You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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