You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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