you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Everyone says I win the strip club
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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