I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
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You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
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no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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