Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
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Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
The power of my boobs compel you
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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