its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Your shirt... Was in my pants
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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