I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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