What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
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I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
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On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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