I faked an abortion last night.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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