yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
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I wanna throw up and cum in that order
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
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It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize