There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Randomize
