They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
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we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
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My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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