How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
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we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
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I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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