Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
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Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
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I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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