You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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