Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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