just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Pants are for mortals
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