Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
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Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
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I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
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When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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