she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
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i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
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I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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