drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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