So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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