Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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