It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
