Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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