ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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