Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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