She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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