Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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